"Don’t ruin the beauty of your creation with an explanation."
"The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, be one."
"Nostalgia is a dirty liar, that insists things were better than they seemed."
"If we are not sad when we part, we must have done something lovely."
"If what Billy Pilgrim learned from the Tralfamadorians is true, that we will all live forever, no matter how dead we may sometimes seem to be, I am not overjoyed. Still—if I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice."
currently fighting the urge to drown someone in cum.
"who taught you
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?